So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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