and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
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it was like a congratulatory penis slap
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
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I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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