I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
school has made you so classy.
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I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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