Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
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I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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