this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
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Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
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he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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