South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
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