I feel like abortions should bother me more
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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