there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
