we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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