If i come over, it means nothing
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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