It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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