Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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