are you still at the devil's house?
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
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you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
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well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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