I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
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Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
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He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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