I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
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Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
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My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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