Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
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Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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