whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
My friends, they love my intelligence
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
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period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
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As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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