We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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