he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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