new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Come see our sink grown plant.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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