He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
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