So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
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She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
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Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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