is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
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Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
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The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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