Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
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Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
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If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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