Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
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There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
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actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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