Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
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she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
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this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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