like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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