For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
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Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
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Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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