We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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