i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
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I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
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Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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