I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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