If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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