Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
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She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
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Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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