OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
i will never coherently bang her
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
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You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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