I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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