I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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