be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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