I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
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I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
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Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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