so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
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was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
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She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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