can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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