Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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