I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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