Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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