Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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