dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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