i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
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I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
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After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
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