I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
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