redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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