i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
My balls are so social today.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
