I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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