fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
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Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
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Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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