why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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