Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
oh god the rape fog is back!
Moan for me like Helen Keller
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
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dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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