So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
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Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
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he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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