I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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